11th husband

husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be
gentle; I’m still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you’ve been married ten
times.?"

"Well,husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it
was going to be.

"Husband# 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
suppose to function; but he said he’d look into it and get back with me.

"Husband# 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

"Husband# 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn’t know when he would be able to delive r.

"Husband# 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art
method.

"Husband#6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn’t
sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband# 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.

"Husband# 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband# 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband# 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was……….. God I
miss him.

"But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"You’re with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I’M gonna get SCREWED

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10